Grandson: "So did you ever play outside of Spain Grandad?"
Guzman: "Yes young child, I played in England, in the second biggest city too, Birmingham, for two years"
Grandson: "Wow, that's so cool. Did you score loads of goals?"
Guzman: "Noooo I didn't score, but I was a winger, so providing the ball to others to score was my job"
Grandson: "Ohhh, I get it. How many games did you play in England in your two years?"
Guzman: "Oh, let me think...err....so there was....and then....... well none really"
Grandson: "None? You played no games? Not one?"
Guzman: "Yes that's right, none. Never played one single game. Now go and get my Birmingham City branded slippers you little brat and I 'll tell you about the time didn't play for Barcelona."
