Anyone have their own nicknames for players?

Here's what I got:
Gabe Vilardi- Don Vilardi or Godfather Gabe
Dustin Brown- Dunstin
Kopitar- Frankenberry
Trevor Lewis- T-Lew
Drew- Call of Doughty
Austin Wagner- Primer (Because he has no finish)
Blake Lizotte- Lizard
Martin Frk- Frk it

Whatta ya got?