NO matter how many letters we get through the post or reminders they send us, landlord inspections never fail to take us by surprise.
But while most of us simply have deal with the embarrassment of them seeing our homes in an absolute state, one mum has been left mortified after her landlord spotted her vibrating massager sitting on her bed.
Sharing the toe-curling story on Facebook page Family Days Tried and Tested, mum-of-eight Deborah Hitchins explained how her husband had bought her the device to ease her shoulder pain last year.
She wrote: “He sure knows how to treat a lady! I won’t lie, I was a bit taken aback when he gave it to me…
“But in fairness, it works quite well! (On my shoulder).”
But despite her perfectly innocent explanation, it certainly didn’t look that way when her landlord came across it during a surprise inspection of the property.
The mum blogger continued: “Yesterday we had an unexpected house inspection on the rental house we live in (we’d overlooked the letter) – obviously you have it let them in.”
Having just got back from the school run, Deborah cringed as she showed them around the messy house – but ultimately said it wasn’t “too bad”.
“It was only when they left that we looked around to get an understanding of how messy it may have been in each room,” she added. “Unfortunately we didn’t have a chance to explain the ‘shoulder massager’ that greeted them in the bedroom.
“Putting up scaffolding had taken its toll on my shoulder and [my husband] had given it a good seeing to in the morning. FFS.”
Unsurprisingly, Deborah’s 360,000 followers round the story hilarious – but questioned whether it was all as innocent as she said.
One joked: “Hope it helped relieve all that tension… in your shoulder.”
Another added: “Is that towel for your shoulder too?!”
“It’s a shame he bought you that model,” a third wrote. “I heard there’s a lovely girly pink one with bunny ears. And those bunny ears help give a more effective, focused massage… so I’ve heard.”
Describing how Deborah could have made up an innocent excuse, another suggested: “[It could be] a mic for the karaoke machine!”
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