Cheeky new map features 300 British destinations that contain the word bottom
EVER felt the urge to go to Scratchy bottom? Or taken a smooth trip down to Velvet bottom?
Well, if you haven’t, the Ordnance survey are selling a new map which will make the cheekiest ever Christmas gift – a tribute to Britain’s places named after, er, bums.
But former rear of the year winners Amanda Holden, Kelly Brook and Carol Vorderman shouldn’t get too worried.
For the souvenir isn’t a calendar of pert derrieres’ – it is a map revealing 300 UK places all containing the word bottom.
Boffins at Marvellous Maps are the brains behind the new map and send it out to customers wrapped in tissue paper.
They then recommend owners frame it and proudly display it above their loo.
The creation has now received the backing of Britain’s master navigators at Ordnance Survey who are selling it on their official website.
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The map is the brainchild of Humphrey Butler, who travelled over 5,500 miles in a knackered old car to see Britain’s best bits.
Yesterday he told the Sun on Sunday: “This map proves Bottoms aren’t just for Christmas. Looked after properly, they’ll give you a lifetime of year-round entertainment.”
An OS spokesman added: “This map is a great Christmas present and a unique way to discover different parts of Britain. Anyone with a sense of humour will thank you from the bottom of their heart.”
- You can buy ST&G’s Rather Cheeky Map Of Great British Bottoms for £14 at ordnancesurvey.co.uk
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