It was a big night for former Maryland Rep. John Delaney, if by "big night" you mean getting dunked on by Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren and generally making everyone following along at home confused and vaguely angry.
Dislike of John Delaney is the thing finally bringing America together again
— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) July 31, 2019
Delaney, who is currently polling at zero percent, had among the greatest talking time of any candidate of the night at the halfway point. It led some to wonder if there wasn't, uh, something else going on:
I can't tell if John Delaney is holding Jake Tapper's dog for ransom in exchange for airtime, or if he already killed the dog and Jake is taking revenge
— Dylan Matthews (@dylanmatt) July 31, 2019
does delaney own cnn or something
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) July 31, 2019
WARREN: I bel—
MODERATORS: Thank you, senator. Back to Delaney for some unknown reason.— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) July 31, 2019
On the bright side, you know what they say: There's no such thing as bad publicity! Then again ...
Delaney is the guy in an infomercial who can’t operate a “traditional” mop.
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) July 31, 2019
