Why Your Sex Life Sucks Right Now, Based On Your Zodiac Sign 

Aries: March 21 – April 19th

You’ve been faking orgasms.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

You’re stuck in a rut. You do the same thing again and again without any variety.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

You never make the first move. You keep waiting for the other person to initiate.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

You’re treating sex like a chore instead of choice.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

You’re too impatient. You rush through instead of taking your time and enjoying yourself.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

You aren’t considering sex a priority. You aren’t setting aside enough time for it.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You’re too quiet. You never ask your partners for what you need. You just hope they guess right.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

You’re spending too much time worrying about pleasing your partner and not enough time worrying about how to please yourself.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

You’ve been too stressed to perform your best.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

Your expectations are unrealistically high.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

You don’t even have a sex life right now. You’ve been going through a dry spell.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

You’re spending too much time stressing over what your body looks like and getting too nervous about taking off your clothes.