JACK Whitehall jokes he is a flop in the sack — despite bedding a list of A-listers.
The comedian has been linked with Hollywood star Kate Beckinsale and Sky Sports presenter Kirsty Gallacher after ending a six-year relationship with Humans actress Gemma Chan.
But he says he is unadventurous between the sheets and his love-making is like “hiding from the Nazis”.
Jack, 30, said: “Now, I’ve got to make an effort again, you’ve got to, you know, put a shift in the bedroom, I don’t like doing that.
“I am very unadventurous in the bedroom. People go, ‘Ooh, Jack what do you like in the bedroom?’ Just quick and quiet. Like I’m hiding from the Nazis. Sex with me is like arriving late at the theatre and trying to find your seat.
“Some shuffling, a bit of shushing, a pause and then from somewhere in the darkness just a whispered, ‘Sorry’. And never an applause.”
Jack split from Gemma, 36, in 2017 having met six years earlier while starring together in E4 comedy Fresh Meat.
They had struggled to make their relationship work owing to hectic filming schedules.
Four months later, he enjoyed a fling with Kirsty, 43, and in November he was seen snogging 45-year-old Underworld star Kate before they headed to a hotel in Los Angeles.
The League Of Their Own star made his flop comments at a gig in Wimbledon, South West London.
He added his break-up with Gemma was amicable.
But he added: “They say it’s a good thing. I’m here to tell you it’s f***** not.
“Simply, it’s better to hate them. So much easier.”
