ridiculous things you've taken on your bike

Based on what made me probably the most well known cyclist of the day between the hague and rotterdam for my ridiculous cargo, i'd liek t see the crazy, ridiculuos, or just dumb stuff you have brought on your bikes.

this was unplanned and is for an anniversary collection of a local gallery, while visiting to drop things off was asked if i wanted to participate. rode with this for about 30 km back home