The state of U.S. politics is not looking great following last night’s horrific debate, which saw Biden stumbling to get words out while Trump’s repeated lies went unchecked. The 90-minute circus saw the two candidates argue over who was better at golf as well as who was more supportive of the most destructive bombing campaign in recent history. Biden’s performance was so dismal that it was immediately met with widespread calls for him to bow out of the race.
So how’s the mood at Biden HQ? Well, his official TikTok account appears to be posting through his debate flop with such stubborn delusion that it’s almost impressive. Whoever manages @BidenHQ has been busy reposting extremely selective footage from the debate featuring dead-eyed Gen-Zers saying things like “Damn, Biden just dragged Trump” — which, let’s just say, was definitely not the consensus on X last night.
The account also revealed that after stopping by a watch party where he confidently declared “we’re going to beat this guy,” Biden took a victory lap at a local Waffle House. A clip from the end of the night showed Joe and Jill shaking hands and taking selfies, overlaid with text that read “No way the Bidens pulled up to Waffle House after the debate ????????????” and captioned “bruh ????.” Meanwhile, the comments filled with lines like “And… that’s where the campaign ended,” and “bro he’s cooked ????.”
Don’t worry, everything is totally good here, bruh.
