“...there were wasp stings all over my genitals. Honestly, all over them. Though my testicles looked satisfyingly large I was in a great deal of pain. I was for days. You might expect me to hate wasps after this experience in the woods but, against all the odds, I find that I am becoming their staunchest defender.” Wasps might have stung his genitals, but this dude still loves them.
