This fall, former first lady Melania Trump is releasing a memoir. It will be called Melania because that is her name.
The memoir will be published by Skyhorse, where Mrs. Trump will be joined by other distinguished authors, including Rudy Giuliani, Woody Allen, Alex Jones, and the hunter who shot Bambi’s mom. Ok I made that last one up but that’s only because she hasn’t written it yet. Oh yeah, evil hunters can be women too. Just ask Kristi Noem’s dog. Check your biases, people!
There is a lot of curiosity about the former first lady’s ability to write her own work after her 2016 speech that sounded suspiciously like one Michelle Obama gave and her recent statement, which was…well we’ll just say weird.
