A WOMAN was booted out of a Facebook group by ‘Karens and prudes’ after jokingly trying to flog a ‘vegan Rampant Rabbit’.
Rhiannon Morris, 36, was feeding her horses some carrots when she came across a vegetable shaped like the famous sex toy.
After having a good laugh at the suggestive carrot, she decided to share it online, and listed it for sale in a buy and sell group on social media.
Rhiannon, from Pembrokeshire, listed it for £50, but says she was just having a laugh rather than trying to make any money.
But rather than giving people the giggles, she was shocked when her post was deleted – and she was booted out of the group.
She said: “I posted the carrot as a vegan Rampant Rabbit saying it was eco-friendly because you don’t need batteries.
“It was meant as a joke. It’s my usual sense of humour and with everything that’s gone on this year, I thought it was light humour to give people a bit of a giggle.
“A few people laughed but the post was quickly removed and I was removed from the group. Obviously they didn’t find it as humorous as I did.
“I had hoped people would laugh and not take life too seriously. It does seem odd you can get removed from a selling group for trying to sell a vegetable.
“I’m shocked people got so worked up about it that I was removed but obviously not everyone has the same sense of humour. I find it all quite funny.”
Rhiannon, who owns miniature Shetland ponies, explained how she came across the veggie vibrator, saying: “I buy big bags of carrots for the horses and ponies that haven’t met the grade. They come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.
“I was on the way to feed the ponies when I noticed that one in the bag. It definitely caught my eye. I found it quite amusing.”
After being unceremoniously kicked out of the Facebook group, Rhianon shared another post detailing the whole saga – and this time her rude carrot racked up nearly a thousand likes.
People blasted the buy and sell group which banned her, with one person saying: “Far too many Karnes in the world.”
Another wrote: “Too many prudes moving here from the cities, girl.”
While a third commented: “How did something so small leave them so b**t hurt?”
Rhiannon admitted she didn’t end up selling the erotic veg in the end, but someone did get to enjoy it.
She added: “I didn’t manage to sell my carrot but one of the ponies has eaten it. Sid definitely enjoyed it.”
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