You and 15 of your closest friends could rent out Longs Park Castle in Wiltshire, England for less than $20 a night each.
This eight-bedroom Airbnb castle is effectively a gatehouse, and the venue is more on the cozy homely side than a sweeping fairytale palace.
Guests who rent out Longs Park Castle will have the main building, clock house, and grounds completely to themselves, plus there are no neighbors (save for perhaps a few cows) for miles.
Situated alongside a main road (but impossible to see from this perspective), it's described as being mostly hidden behind tall trees, hedging, high banking, and fencing to reduce noise.
With prices starting at £13 ($17) per person a night based on 16 people sharing, here's what you get for your money.
The castle's turrets are mostly for aesthetics, however there is a Rapunzel-style tower that would look great in photos, and a central turret with an observatory for stargazing.
This fairytale-esque structure is purely used for overflow accommodation from the main house.
If you're more of a city slicker and miss a bit of buzz during your stay, the honey-hued city of Bath is just 14 miles away.
It features cooking basics like pots and pans, a coffee maker, microwave, oven, stove, fridge, and dishwasher.
We're guessing he doesn't eat too much so won't be stealing any fries off your plate.
The table can accommodate up to 20 people sitting around it.
The space lets in heaps of natural light as well with a glass and wooden conservatory.
The outside area comes with a barbecue grill, patio, and benches for al fresco feasting.
In a snug corner next to a turret staircase, you can curl up with a classic.
How often do you get the chance to conquer your opponent while sitting on novelty book chairs?
Although there are fireplaces around the venue, sadly they have been boarded up.
The spiral staircase leads to five rooms on the first floor.
The hallways lead to the east and west wings.
Most are even in a four poster-style with drapes.
However, the owners make it really clear this castle was not originally meant to have bedrooms encompassing bathing facilities, so these are on the smaller side.
There is a caveat note that the Rapunzel tower is some distance from the bathroom though.
No need to go full medieval when there's a perfectly good bath for soaking in.
Surely a tournament of darts, air hockey, and pool will produce one guest worthy enough to claim the title.
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